6 rounds for time:
15 high sumos 45/65
15 wall-balls 10/14
sprint to the wall and back (100 yds total)
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Meg watched yesterday's video and took it to heart. I'm not sure if she loved the workout, but she seems to have adopted the look.
Big hair - check! Leotard - check! Tights - check! Leg warmers - check! That only leaves...
Eat your heart out, Greer!
I know, I know, I couldn't believe this was OUR shy little Meg either! CMAU!
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“Damn Lies”
by Neil Anderson
The way I've got it figured...the health and
fitness world is full of "Liars" and "Damn Liars." I
guesstimate 9% the former and 90% the latter. This leaves about 1% of the rest
of this multi-billion dollar industry "suspect" to say the least.
I've stopped trusting these damn people. Look,
when I (a guy who has been in the game a while) have to make phone calls to
find out if a product is legit. Something is seriously wrong with the way
this industry is selling itself.
Just so people you know can't be conned by the
basics, the following are some of the more egregious lies perpetrated by the
health and fitness industry:
1. "It's not YOUR fault"
These lying liars who say this; make it sound
like one day you could ACTUALLY be walking past a mirror and happen to glance
up at yourself and be shocked to find a Twinkie hanging out of your pie hole.
How could THAT possibly be YOUR fault? Obviously at that point you would be
powerless to simply reach up and pull it out, right? We all know that secret
ingredients in Twinkies deactivate our spitting reflexes, making it impossible
to purge this hellishly delectable treat from our systems. - Stupid!
2. "Results not typical and may vary based upon diet and other
factors."
All the fine print has gotten under my skin.
EVERYTHING has fine print...EVERYTHING! IMHO fine print = LIES and/or DAMN
LIES! Why else would you need fine print? Why don't these companies "sack
up" and just say what they mean? Here's what that would look like:
"You may get results with our product...unless you don't. In
which case, it should be cool with you because we never REALLY said our product
could help you in any meaningful way in the first place... Anyway, we are going
to keep your money."
I gotta tell ya, the above would be refreshing.
I would probably buy from someone who put this as fine print.
3. You'll get AMAZING results!
This could be good or bad. Either way it would
be true. Think about it..."I'm amazed by the great progress I made with
this program" is the same sort of amazing as, "I'm amazed at the
crappy progress I made with this program." Either way the company see's
the word "AMAZING" from a client testimonial and publishes it. It's
like they took spin lessons from a Kennedy!
4. “99% [of people polled who bought this video]
call [name omitted] most effective They've used.”
My question is — effective for doing what? What
did they ask those whom they polled? How many people were polled? How many
questions were there? Is this video "the most effective" at helping the
user lose weight? If it were (most effective at weight loss) wouldn’t it just
say—that? Obviously it is not, then. It makes me wonder what exactly these
users said the videos were the “most effective” at doing. Maybe 99% of people
who bought these DVDs simply thought it was “effective” at playing in their DVD
player. Hard to say, but I will tell you - this dodgy advertising doesn’t sit
well with me. And I don’t think I’m way off base when I say, “I doubt if that
chicken $*#! type of advertising sits well with anybody.”
5. "By following [omitted]'s program you
could look like her at age 61."
That might be nice, but between the lighting,
make-up, Botox, plastic surgery, contrast, flash editing, and the hazy filter
on the camera - I can't see her. Plus, the damn photo of her on the box is 20+
years old.
6. It's University Tested/Recommended!
So what? You could pretty much pay EVERY
university on earth to test, pretty much, ANYTHING. When you pay them, you get
to tell them WHAT aspect of you product to test and HOW to test it. You can
even pay them to make recommendations based solely on the testing they
performed. It's shady, man.
7. It's free!
Since when did FREE require a credit card
number?
8. Eat all your favorite foods and still lose
weight.
What they aren't telling you is - you'll be
eating a lot LESS of your favorite foods. We could all do that now, but we
don't. Not sure THAT little piece of advice is worth paying for - YOU?
9. You will acheive AMAZING results exercising
just a few short minutes a day!
The marketing ploy behind this crap goes like
this - Buncha bigwig business types get in a room to discuss how to make their
next millions.
Smartest guy in the
bunch: pipes up, "Hey! Lets invent and market a vapor-ware
product and claim it can change a person's life in, like, a coupla minutes per
day."
Lawyer type: mumbles from
the back of the room, "Um, wouldn't we get sued for false marketing?"
Smart guy: "That's the
beauty of it...anyone stupid enough to buy this product would either be too
dumb to file suit, or too embarrassed to admit they fell for it...We'll make
MILLIONS!"
The room erupts in laughter and a new product is
born!
10. Guaranteed or your money back.
They didn't finish the sentence. It should say
"Guaranteed or your money back - Minus a shipping fee...a handling fee...a
restocking fee and... a can't really think of what to call it, but would like
more money out of you fee."
"Oh, but you can keep these [totally
useless] gifts just for trying our product [which you doubly paid for in the
above fees]." "No strings attached, (read - technically, it's a
binding contract which doesn't need strings)."
Trust me. I have been in the
meetings. They are making money on you when you send stuff back. However,
they are hoping you will simply forget about your dissatisfaction with their
product. In fact, they are really hoping and banking on you becoming so
busy that you forget about the product altogether. After you have
forgotten about it for a while, they are counting on one of your kids getting a
hold of it and ruining it. Try sending it back then!
Here's what we do:
Complain! These companies all have websites. All
of the websites have a "Contact Us" menu. Let's start contacting
them. I personally am tired of being lied to by people trying to sell me
something in the name of health. I refuse to believe I am the only one. Why do
we put up with it?
Look, even if you like the product, but the
company is using dodgy advertising - complain about THAT. It is offensive,
degrading and condescending. I wouldn't let my friends talk to me like that - I
especially WON'T let strangers who are asking for my money talk to me like that
either! It is like paying someone to insult you.